I got chris browned last night
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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