He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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