Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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