why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
