I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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