Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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