Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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