drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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