I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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