Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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