worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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