that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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