You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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