Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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