yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
