Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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