it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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