i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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