Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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