just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Randomize
