My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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