...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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