I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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