Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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