whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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