bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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