can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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