i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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