Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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