After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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