eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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