I want to make a zoo with you.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
pop tarts are not kleenex
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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