He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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