There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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