Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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