We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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