He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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