I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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