Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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