I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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