"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
They took my balls.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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