I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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