I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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