Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Randomize
