he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
where are you?
Hypothermia
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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