Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
