So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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