I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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