He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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