would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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