Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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