She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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