Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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