does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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