im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize
