I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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